Soon to be double. "Which twin are you?"

Has anyone looked under the table for Osama?

Local pick up joint.

Bury your head in the sand here.

Don't come here for a quiet one.

Get fried.

Could do with getting plastered.

Turn over a new leaf tomorrow.

Well-oiled mechanics.

A Snakebite could be deadly here.

Alll incllusive?

Princess Margaret would approve.

Less California dreaming, more California steaming.

Get wrecked.

Ghetta beer.

So this is where that boy band ended up.

Nameya price.

Communist partae HQ.

Old school cool.

Guaranteed or your money back.

Come 7pm this place is the life and soul.

Get drunk and still perform.

Tonsil tutorial.

There's still a Brat Pack here.

Slurring your words is a Green House effect.

Sun downers anyone?

Firewater on tap.

Shouldn't that be a crocodile instead of a cheetah?

Leave happier.

Valet parking for your cow.

I heard you the first time.

For nights on the prowl.

Molotov cocktail?

He doesn't know his Arsenal from his elbow.

Ladies' night.

For the millions searching, at last we've found it.

Pick up a bit of rough.

The last cider apple was nicked.

Even Vanilla Ice was refused entry here.

Too much of a Happy Life can make you vomit in a big blue bin.

Fasten your seatbelts.

Before booze.

After you've had a few it looks like this.

Longer way home.

Any volunteers?

Intermediate option between vertical and horizontal.

Belt out a number on karaoke night.

No peeking through the hub cap window.

Take the weight off those weary pins.

Where every new bride hopes to go. If they don't mind an audience.

This aint no Central Perk.

So sub zero, those chickens should be penguins. (Sorry Mr Vanilla, you're still not getting in.)

No smoking.

The place to be chatted up.