Creative Bar Names in Namibia (Photo Diary)
We’ve seen some watering holes during our time in Africa but nothing quite like these. Cruising down the C46 highway in Namibia, we couldn’t get over how original, weird and brilliant the bar names were. Feel free to add your own punchline.
Soon to be double. "Which twin are you?"
Has anyone looked under the table for Osama?
Local pick up joint.
Bury your head in the sand here.
Don't come here for a quiet one.
Could do with getting plastered.
Turn over a new leaf tomorrow.
A Snakebite could be deadly here.
Princess Margaret would approve.
Less California dreaming, more California steaming.
So this is where that boy band ended up.
Communist partae HQ.
Old school cool.
Guaranteed or your money back.
Come 7pm this place is the life and soul.
Get drunk and still perform.
There's still a Brat Pack here.
Slurring your words is a Green House effect.
Sun downers anyone?
Firewater on tap.
Shouldn't that be a crocodile instead of a cheetah?
Valet parking for your cow.
I heard you the first time.
For nights on the prowl.
He doesn't know his Arsenal from his elbow.
For the millions searching, at last we've found it.
Pick up a bit of rough.
The last cider apple was nicked.
Even Vanilla Ice was refused entry here.
Too much of a Happy Life can make you vomit in a big blue bin.
Fasten your seatbelts.
After you've had a few it looks like this.
Longer way home.
Intermediate option between vertical and horizontal.
Belt out a number on karaoke night.
No peeking through the hub cap window.
Take the weight off those weary pins.
Where every new bride hopes to go. If they don't mind an audience.
This aint no Central Perk.
So sub zero, those chickens should be penguins. (Sorry Mr Vanilla, you're still not getting in.)
The place to be chatted up.