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Creative Bar Names in Namibia (Photo Diary)

We’ve seen some watering holes during our time in Africa but nothing quite like these. Cruising down the C46 highway in Namibia, we couldn’t get over how original, weird and brilliant the bar names were. Feel free to add your own punchline.

New Vision Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Soon to be double. "Which twin are you?"

 

Taliban Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Has anyone looked under the table for Osama?

 

Meat Market. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Local pick up joint.

 

Ostrich Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Bury your head in the sand here.

 

Vuvuzela Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Don't come here for a quiet one.

 

Sunshine Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Get fried.

 

Acacia Bar No. 1. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Could do with getting plastered.

 

New Page Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Turn over a new leaf tomorrow.

 

African Thirsty Garage Pub. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Well-oiled mechanics.

 

Club Shandy Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

A Snakebite could be deadly here.

 

Holliday Inn. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Alll incllusive?

 

Red Carpet Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Princess Margaret would approve.

 

California Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Less California dreaming, more California steaming.

 

Light House Pub. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Get wrecked.

 

Ghetto Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Ghetta beer.

 

B2K Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

So this is where that boy band ended up.

 

Nameya Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Nameya price.

 

Ours Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Communist partae HQ.

 

'Classic' Shebeen. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Old school cool.

 

Nice Time Shebeen. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Guaranteed or your money back.

 

Town Life Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Come 7pm this place is the life and soul.

 

Morning Fire Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Get drunk and still perform.

 

Professer Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Tonsil tutorial.

 

Las Vegas Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

There's still a Brat Pack here.

 

Green House Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Slurring your words is a Green House effect.

 

Sun Set Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Sun downers anyone?

 

Hot Stuff Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Firewater on tap.

 

LA Coast Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Shouldn't that be a crocodile instead of a cheetah?

 

Come Happy. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Leave happier.

 

Happy Depot. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Valet parking for your cow.

 

Thanks Twice Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

I heard you the first time.

 

Big 5 Bar Okatope. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

For nights on the prowl.

 

Never Return Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Molotov cocktail?

 

Yellow Star Bar Come & Enjoy The Gunners Arsenal. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

He doesn't know his Arsenal from his elbow.

 

Let Them Talk Bar - Oshaaluwata. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Ladies' night.

 

Peace of Mind. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

For the millions searching, at last we've found it.

 

Happy Black Diamond No. 3. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Pick up a bit of rough.

 

Paradise Pub. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

The last cider apple was nicked.

 

Cool & Cool. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Even Vanilla Ice was refused entry here.

 

Happy Life No. 2. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Too much of a Happy Life can make you vomit in a big blue bin.

 

Welcome Aboard Bar No 1 - Okapuku. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Fasten your seatbelts.

 

Peace Lucky Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Before booze.

 

Peace Lucky Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

After you've had a few it looks like this.

 

Long Way Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Longer way home.

 

Club Hungry Lion. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Any volunteers?

 

Chairs Station Club. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Intermediate option between vertical and horizontal.

 

Belt Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Belt out a number on karaoke night.

 

Our Lucky Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

No peeking through the hub cap window.

 

Sit and Rest

Take the weight off those weary pins.

 

Honey Moon Pub. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

Where every new bride hopes to go. If they don't mind an audience.

 

Friends Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

This aint no Central Perk.

 

Super Cool. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

So sub zero, those chickens should be penguins. (Sorry Mr Vanilla, you're still not getting in.)

 

Havana City. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

No smoking.

 

Good Liner Bar. Bar / Shebeen on the C46 Highway between Ruacana and Oshakati, Namibia.

The place to be chatted up.


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6 Responses to “Creative Bar Names in Namibia (Photo Diary)”

  1. Oh wow! That’s an amazing collection of bars in pictures! I love it, notice how they are all similar shaped?

    Regards,
    David

  2. inka says:

    How many bars per mile, I wonder? As a traveling glamour gran I approve of the red carpet bar.

  3. Nancie says:

    Great shots! Looks like they enjoy a bit of drinking there!

  4. out of all the bars the long way home is by far the worst. its made of corrugated sheets. it must get really hot while in there. nice photos

  5. these are sooooo damn great

  6. thompson charambira,zimbabwe says:

    the bars are quite varied and different in shapes and outlook.needless to say they can be extended in size and outlook

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